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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    The Americas scaring the shit out of Europeans since 1492
     
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Damn. I had a random thought, and now I forgot it. It's going to be rattling around out there somewhere instead of getting posted! :nailbiting:
     
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    1. Jh2
      It's hard to remember stuff when you're laughing at the last person's post
       
      Jh2, Oct 7, 2020
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    2. deegenerate
      Exactly! lol
       
      deegenerate, Oct 7, 2020
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    3. Rexxracerr
      Its Dee's magnificent boobs, that throw me off.
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  3. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Had a bird in the house, and the shithead flew into everything, curtains windows, doors open but he couldn't find it...eventually he found an open window less a few feathers. A year ago we had a bat and that guy was so good, gliding back and forth, back and forth until I opened the door, his sonar signaled "Infinity" and right out the open door.
    "
     
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    1. Rexxracerr
      I took a bird to school one day for show and tell, when I opened the box, it went straight for a window. *blap* dead bird.
      Shocked us all, and the room went silent, as I said, "shit". The class busted out laughing.
      I got 3 licks (spankings) then 2 for pointing out she laughed too.
       
      Rexxracerr, Oct 7, 2020
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  4. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    1. deegenerate
      What a cool story!
       
      deegenerate, Oct 7, 2020
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    2. Dearelliot
      My sweet wife was 8 yrs old living near Tempelhof Airport in Berlin, she remembers the airlift, never caught any of the candy though.
       
      Dearelliot, Oct 8, 2020
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    3. Lioness
      Wow!!!
       
      Lioness, Oct 8, 2020
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  5. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I'm losin' daylight
     
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    1. Jh2
      It sucks when daylight hours are shorter almost time to hibernate
       
      Jh2, Oct 8, 2020
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  6. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Does anyone else miss Lou Ferrigno as The Incredible Hulk?
    XKL1MHvk47OXC.gif
     
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    1. Jh2
      I'd vote for Lou
       
      Jh2, Oct 8, 2020
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    2. Rixer
      Yeah, you wouldn't wanna make him angry. :stop:
       
      Rixer, Oct 9, 2020
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  7. Sgt. Patton

    Sgt. Patton Sex Machine

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    Yeah it's true...I'm not gonna lie if I had the opportunity I wouldn't hesitate to get a piece of Olivia Troye
     
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  8. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I just heard somebody on TV news commentary saying somebody 'played somebody like a violin."

    I've never quite agreed with that. I took a violin class in college and that fucker is hard to play! No frets, little teeny fingerboard - a pick? No way - it's a freaking bow!

    Should say 'played them like a guitar'. Almost anyone can pick one up and learn a couple of chords in a day or two.
     
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    2. Geminpa
      I agree with you. I couldn’t even hold the bow correctly.
       
      Geminpa, Oct 9, 2020
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I prefer to get played like a flute....
     
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    1. Geminpa
      No, it’s much harder to play the flute. And no blowing jokes, I can blow my husband but not a flute.
       
      Geminpa, Oct 9, 2020
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    2. gammaXray
      Hey Man, I bought a 16 oz. bottle of 91% Rubbing alcohol @ Walmart this morning for $ 2.79 LOL.........
       
      gammaXray, Oct 9, 2020
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    3. Rixer
      No price gouging? Cool!
       
      Rixer, Oct 9, 2020
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    4. gammaXray
      I could have bought a gallon for $ 14. So I guess that product is once again available almost anywhere !!
       
      gammaXray, Oct 10, 2020
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  10. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I have some loud ass crickets around my house!
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I think it’s their legs, not their ass. :jimlad:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 9, 2020
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      :laugh:
       
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  11. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I need a cute dog or cat GIF right about now...
     
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      [​IMG]
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 9, 2020
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      [​IMG]
       
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      This is as far as I go with cats

      [​IMG]
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 9, 2020
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    4. latecomer91364
      Awwww -awwww!
       
      latecomer91364, Oct 9, 2020
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    5. deleted user 555 768
      Hope they helped ;)
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 9, 2020
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  12. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Bow to the freekin' wow
     
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  13. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    So much sports to watch, so little time.
     
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  14. Sgtgunner

    Sgtgunner Porn Star

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    FB_IMG_1602201135072.jpg
     
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  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Lately I’ve noticed people starting their own mini libraries on their lawns. They have a little bookshelf filled with books that people from the neighbourhood can just come and borrow. I love this idea! I must have hundreds of books that I don’t want to part with but realistically can’t store any more. I’d love to share them with the neighbourhood.
     
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    1. Braxton.B
      Some have doing that over here for years. Sooner or later some asshole comes along and messes with it by doing things like putting horse shit in there or adding some fuck books or something.
       
      Braxton.B, Oct 9, 2020
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  16. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Stuffed cabbage or peppers?
     
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  17. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I don't know why I don't just save my grocery shopping list from last time instead of writing out a new one - it doesn't change much - maybe this time I need 1 more or less bottles of tonic water
     
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  18. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I'm watching a spider walk across my wall because I cant reach it...now he's gone!
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Cotton Eye Joe?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 10, 2020
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  19. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I cant inline reply yet, how you doin' it SC?


    Boris, All my spiders are named Boris, .....all my squirrels are named Rocky, my rabbit is Bugs, my chipmunks are named Simon, Alvin and Theodore, they'res also a Chippy running around but he doesnt show up very often
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Cotton Eye Joe because...where did you come from, where did you go?

      Im using my phone like usual.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 10, 2020
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    2. latecomer91364
      I just KNOW, you meant this:
       
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  20. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Its only 8:30, fuck I'm ready bed
     
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