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Anonymous1: Well done internet this is a new low
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Anonymous2: Christ, even in hentai he looks like Palpatine
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Anonymous3: Pope porn?

I declare win.
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Anonymous4: It's not John Paul II, so it's ok.
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Anonymous5: gahhhh, the face THE FUCKING FACE!!!
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Anonymous6: Wow, Catholicism has officially lost, the internet is the winner!
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Staunch_CrackPig: Anyone translate?
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Sulacu: No translation required. The fucking dr00l speaks volumes
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Anonymous7: she's too old and female for him
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Titanium: The pope speaks latin, german, and maybe italian... but spanish???
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Anonymous8: ^ Anon 4 hast spoken, MOAR JOHN PAUL II PR0N PLZ!
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Cat_Bountry: God bless the internet.
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Anonymous9: FEATURE!
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Anonymous10: FUCK BENEDICT. hes the devil catholosism is idol worship of Mary the virgin. and the hiding place of the JESUITS who worship lucifer. G-d says to have no g-d before me.(himself) and to not worship idols. somewhere in the bible it says to call NO EARTHLY MAN "father". for example "Father.Tom"(Which happens to be the name of my church leader when i went to catholic school) " JUST SAY NO TO CATHOLOSISM. (dont mind my spelling)
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Anonymous11(10): ugh so wrong. it hurts... cant get over it
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Anonymous12: do NOT make fun of the pope
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Cat_Bountry: Anon 10, gb2/ your baptismal revivals and dunking your heads in a river or whatever the fuck it is you protestants do.

YOU GUYS WOULD STILL BE WORSHIPPING WOOD SPRITES IF IT WASN'T FOR US CATHOLICS.
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som: LOL @ religious zealotry on a fucking cartoon porn site.
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Anonymous13: MOAR
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Cat_Bountry: som: it always pops up in unexpected places.

It's okay, he'll be going to hell for even looking at this site anyway. :3
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Anonymous14(12): catholics>protestants
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Cat_Bountry: ^ Hells yeah.

We had Betty Paige.
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Anonymous15: Anyone care to translate this? I'm gonna imagine him worshipping Satan and growing a horn where his dick should be for now...
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som: From Babelfish: It blesses, Sir, to whichever today we eat this bread, it blesses to did it to whatever and to whatever they do not tendran it.
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evilpika: That's Babelfish translation for you. No wonder Arthur Dent was always so confused.
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Anonymous16(15): Whatever whatty wat?
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som: Sounds like it could be "Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we would forgive those who trespass against us," or something similar from Catholic mass. (Yes, I was raised Catholic.)
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Cat_Bountry: ^ Me too.

And look how we turned out.
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som: Catholicism seriously raped my mind. I'm still recovering!
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Cat_Bountry: ^ Catholic school did that to me more than the church.
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Anonymous17: was it a nun?
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Anonymous18(15): No. It was...

GREMRAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
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Cat_Bountry: Actually, it was a combination of the teachers and my classmates.
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Anonymous19(15): Teachers and classmates raped you? *fapfapfap*
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Anonymous20(17): gangrape?
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Calantha: That happens at ALL Catholic schools.
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Cat_Bountry: LOL.
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wutmaster: Now you make me feel bad for going to an ordinary school.
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Cat_Bountry: I was only in Catholic School for less than two years before I got the boot.

And it was my first two years in middle school. MESSED ME UP FOR LIFE.
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Calantha: What do you have to do to get kicked out of a school where orgies are part of the daily lesson plan?
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Tyue: Lord, bless those who will eat this bread, bless those who made it and bless those who will not enjoy it.
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evilpika: Cat and som are both Catholic? I glad I wasn't raised Catholic then, I'd be even more insane and perverted and I might have the artistic skill to inflicted that on others.
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Anonymous21(17): for some reason somtimes when I jerk off I think of cat pissing.
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Cat_Bountry: Calantha: Actually, sexual repression is big with the staff. Not to mention I was going though puberty and was expected by my peers to act girly and l;ike bath soaps and shit.

In Catholic School, if you can't keep up with the 9000 hours of homework they give you every night, the headmistress calls you into her office and forces you to call your own parents and tell them what you did wrong until you're crying and blubbering like an idiot and it's not helping that your teachers hate you because you're weird and they think you're an aspie and you're too tomboyish to fit in with any of the girls and by the time you get out to public middle school all the boys have changed and don't want to be your friend anymore and just make fun of you and BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Calantha: Wow, that was a depressing story. :(

Fortunately Anonymous20's comment just kind of... made me forget everything I just read.
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Cat_Bountry: Goddammit, Anon 20.
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Calantha: You just took the Lord's name in vain in the comments section of an image featuring a crazed, sex-depraved Pope.

I'd strongly suggest not answering your door.
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Anonymous22(17): What did I do?
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SinEater: Translation according to Babel Fish:
"it blesses, Sir, to whichever today we eat this bread, it blesses to did it to whatever and to whatever they will not have it…"
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som: I was only in a Catholic school for about 3 years until I scored high on some test and went into the "gifted" program at a public school. I went to CCD (basically Catholic lessons at someone's house for two hours a week after school) until I was "confirmed" into the Catholic religion in my senior year of high school. It was around then that I stopped going to church and eventually stopped believing.

Most of my Catholic "issues" stem from insane, soul-crushing guilt about anything and everything. Thankfully, the sexual repression seems to have missed me.
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Deadpool: so thats the reason behind Cat Bountry's art, i always thought u were living the plot of 'Fear and Loathing Las Vegas" goin on at an endless loop
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Calantha: ^ Another depressing story, and no anonymous thinking about you peeing. This makes me glad I didn't come from a very religious background. We went to church once every couple of months, and eventually stopped all together.
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Tyue: BTW whenever you need a translation from spanish to english don't use babel fish, ask at spic chan.
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Cat_Bountry: Deadpool: I sincerely wish I was.

I stopped going to church around the time I graduated from high school. Fortunately, though, I kind of liked church, since all the people there were very nice to me, even if I was having doubts about God and whatnot.
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Calantha: Nice in the "Show me on the doll where they touched you" kinda way?
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Anonymous23(17): There's nothing nuce about bekng molested.

Unless it's family.
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Cat_Bountry: No, I was not molested.

They just did something that nobody at home did: they listened to me complain about stupid shit and were always very nice about it.

So, I don't have any bitter feelings towards the Catholic church itself, since most of my experiences were positive and I find it hard to find complaint with anything aside from the fact that my mother forcibly made me go. However, I hate Catholic schools with an unholy passion.
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pomponio: It says

-"Lord, bless those who will eat this bread today, those who baked it and those who won't have it"

-"Amen"
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Anonymous24: look at the detail on his robe!
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Anonymous25: Pope Benedict XVI (Latin: Benedictus PP. XVI; Italian: Benedetto XVI; German: Benedikt XVI.; born Joseph Alois Ratzinger on 16 April 1927) is the 265th and current Pope, by virtue of his office of Bishop of Rome, the head of the Catholic Church and Sovereign of the Vatican City State. He was elected on 19 April 2005 in a papal conclave, celebrated his Papal Inauguration Mass on 24 April 2005, and took possession of his cathedral, the Basilica of St. John Lateran, on 7 May 2005. A native of Bavaria, Pope Benedict XVI has both German and Vatican citizenship. He succeeded John Paul II.

After a long career as an academic, serving as a professor of theology at various German universities (he formally remains a professor at the University of Regensburg), he was appointed Archbishop of Munich and Freising and cardinal by Pope Paul VI in 1977. In 1981, he settled in Rome when he became Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, one of the most important offices of the Roman Curia. At the time of his election as Pope, he was also Dean of the College of Cardinals, and as such the primus inter pares among the cardinals.

Like his predecessor, Benedict XVI is theologically conservative and his teaching and prolific writings defend traditional Catholic doctrine and values. During his papacy, Benedict XVI has advocated a return to fundamental Christian values to counter the increased secularisation of many developed countries. He views relativism's denial of objective truth, and the denial of moral truths in particular, as the central problem of the 21st century. He teaches the importance of both the Catholic Church and an understanding of God's redemptive love. He has reaffirmed the "importance of prayer in the face of the activism and the growing secularism of many Christians engaged in charitable work." Pope Benedict has also revived a number of traditions including elevating the Tridentine Mass to a more prominent position.

Pope Benedict is the founder and patron of the Ratzinger Foundation, a charitable organisation, which makes money from the sale of his books and essays in order to fund scholarships and bursaries for students across the world.

http://www.vatican.va/


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